Mmm. And how did not warning me that someone was going to be impersonating the hero I trusted with my life and my world work out for ya, farm boy?

[She feels that her temper should have snapped completely at that last part. Only problem with that is, of course, that her temper went on vacation a few minutes ago.]

Because I was going to be in no danger if only I didn't know my boyfriend would one day be moonlighting in tights.